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Each year I have a 16 year old girl tell me her favorite films of the year. This is her list.

10- The Number 23

Jim Carrey hasn't been this funny since the Truman Show and let me tell you something... he was hilarious in The Truman Show. Every scene had me slapping my knees trying to contain the giggling coming out of me. Although I was the only one in the theatre laughing it should be noted that I was also the ONLY person in the theatre too. So the entire audience was literally in stitches. What is also weird is that the number 23 keeps popping up, 23 is also the amount of people I know that saw this film.

9- License to Wed

Robin Williams? Mandy Moore? Jim from the Office? These producers need to stop visiting my dreams!

8- Who's your Caddy?

"Who's your Caddy?"? More like "Where My Teen Choice Award?"! Andy Milonakis steals the show from the plethora of talent in this modest masterpiece co-starring Big Boi from Outkast. If I knew that golf was filled with farts and people falling down I would of gotten drunk on the back nine with my dad and his business friends years ago!

7- I Know Who Killed Me

Lindsay Lohan stretches her acting abilities to the fullest playing a drunken whore in this macabre indie film. Never since the Parent Trap have I been moved to tears by Lindsay's stellar performance. And as a testament to her method acting abilities we can still see her researching this role to date.

6- Are We Done Yet?

It's almost as if the people who made this film knew what my friends were going to say after I describe the plot of this film. Ice Cube goes N.W.A. on these kids who try to ruin his chances of love with their mother. It's like a live version of "Bebe's Kids" with gangster rappers!

5- Wild Hogs

Tim "The Toolman" Talyor, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and some other guy ride their hogs to the west and have an awesome time. Move over "Easy Rider" the Hogs are coming to town and looking to kick your hippie ass back into the sixties.

4- Bratz: The Movie

Everyone knows that girls should get what they want, and finally they made a movie that portrays that in this fun flick starring Jon Voight. I always thought that Hollywood should be making movies based on toys and now my dream is coming true. Other than creating Angelina Jolie this could be Jon Voight's greatest accomplishment.

3- Norbit

What can't Eddie Murphy do? I mean he played all the parts, so automatically that means that he is talented! He got an Oscar nomination for playing one person in "Dreamgirls" so we defiantly should see a little gold man in his hands come January for playing more than two. Move over Haunted Mansion here comes another Murphy classic.

2- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Who says that comedies can't be socially relevant? Nobody I know does, except my manager at Cinnabun. Adam Sandler and Kevin James shine in this modern comedic masterpiece that makes Abbot and Costello look like a bunch of retards. The next time I vote for gay marriage I will make sure that homosexuals have the right to marry if only they are really straight and are trying to receive domestic partner benefits to cheat the government.

1- Delta Farce

This film tackles the controversial issue that our troops are actually fighting in Mexico instead of Iraq. Larry the Cable guy steals the show in a performance on par with Tom Cruise in "Born on the 4th of July". This tragic film that shows the true horrors of war. Pull our troops out of Mexico now!

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